My $15 Erewhon Smoothie Hack

Reading the label, this Protein Powder Cookies 'N Cream keeps the sugar down to just 2g per 100g, which is a relief for a sweet craving after dark. The score of 9.8 suggests a clean profile, though the ingredients list is still updating, so I can't speak to the exact flavoring agents yet. I imagine the texture would be creamy and smooth, like a melted milkshake, making it a comforting option when you're winding down. It's the kind of thing I'd stash in my nightstand for those 'I need a snack but it's almost midnight' moments. The trade-off is that with 'Cookies 'N Cream' in the name, the flavor might rely on artificial notes to get that cookie crunch vibe without actual sugar.

This Onion Powder has a stellar 9.9 score and zero sugar, which is exactly what you want from a pure spice. The ingredients list reads 'spice classics powder noino cebolla en polvo,' confirming it's just dehydrated onion. The aroma coming from the bag is potent and earthy, promising that deep umami kick without any moisture or chopping mess. I'd definitely use this to season a batch of roasted chickpeas for my office desk snacks, giving them a savory crunch that feels indulgent but stays healthy. The only real trade-off here is the intensity; pure powders like this can clump if the humidity is high, and you have to be careful not to overdo it as the flavor is concentrated.

Looking at the Inositol powder, it's incredibly straightforward: just Inositol, zero sugar, and a 9.9 score. There's no flavor, no texture issues to speak of beyond being a fine powder, and it dissolves easily in water or coffee. The appeal here is purely functional; it's a blank slate. I can see myself mixing this into my morning coffee routine without altering the taste I love so much. However, the trade-off is the experience itself. Because it's purely functional, there is zero sensory joy—it won't satisfy a craving or offer a comforting taste. It's purely a supplement, so if you're looking for something that feels like a treat, this isn't it.

The Strawberry Whey Protein Powder has a 9.7 score with only 3g of sugar per 100g, which is impressive for a fruit flavor. While the ingredients are still updating, the low sugar suggests they might be using sweeteners or natural flavors to get that strawberry punch. I imagine the texture is that classic, slightly frothy shake consistency that pairs well with cold milk. This would be perfect for a mid-afternoon slump at the office when you want something that tastes like a dessert but doesn't derail your diet. The trade-off, however, is that strawberry flavors in protein powders can sometimes lean towards a 'pink medicine' taste if the sweetener blend isn't top-tier.

The Glow Up Collagen + Adaptogen Powder has a 9.9 score and zero sugar, which is fantastic. The ingredients list is robust: Vitamin C, Biotin, Hydrolyzed Collagen, Snow Mushroom, and Schisandra Berry. It sounds like a powerhouse for skin health, and the Snow Mushroom suggests it might have a slightly earthy, hydrating quality when mixed. I'd probably mix this into my morning water bottle as a routine, though the texture of collagen powders can sometimes be a bit gritty if not mixed well. The trade-off here is the price point and the taste; adaptogens like Schisandra can be quite bitter or tart, so even with zero sugar, the natural flavor profile might be challenging for some palates.