A Late-Night Margarita That Loves You Back

Reading the label, this one keeps it classic. With 5g of sugar per 100g, it's got that sweet kick some late nights demand. The ingredients list is still updating, so I can't speak to the specifics, but the score of 9.5 suggests they've nailed the balance. I imagine this is the bottle you crack open after a brutal study session, the one that feels like a reward. It's not pretending to be health food. It's just a margarita, ready to help you unwind when the library closes and the real night begins.

This one is a head-scratcher on the label. It boasts a near-perfect 9.9 score and 0g sugar, which is fantastic. But the ingredients list is a wall of government warnings that makes it hard to parse what's actually in the can. It mentions Blue Agave wine, so it's not a true zero-proof option. For a college celebration, though, that might be the point. It's promising a full-flavored, low-sugar experience, but you'll have to trust the high score over the confusing label text. A true 'Uno Mas' moment.

Now this is intriguing. A 9.6 score with just 4g of sugar. The ingredients are still updating, which is a bit of a theme here, but the flavor combo of lime and jalapeño is a bold move. I picture this next to a plate of cheap street tacos from the late-night truck. It's not for everyone; that heat can be a shock if you're just expecting sweet and sour. But for those nights you want something with a little fire to cut through the grease, this seems like a solid, lower-sugar choice.

This one reads less like a cocktail and more like a science project for your body. The label is packed with specifics: potassium citrate, Wellmune beta-glucan, coconut water powder, salt, and elderberry. With 0g sugar and a 9.9 score, it's clearly designed for function. The salt and potassium are classic for rehydration after a workout. It's a margarita in name only, really. Perfect for the gym bag when you need to replace electrolytes but want something more interesting than plain water. It's a smart, functional choice.

This is the minimalist's choice. The label is beautifully simple: carbonated water and natural flavor. That's it. With a 9.9 score and 0g sugar, it proves you don't need a long list of chemicals for a satisfying drink. The texture will be purely fizzy, the taste a clean, crisp hint of strawberry. It's the perfect late-night drink when you're tired of heavy, sweet things and just want something refreshing that won't keep you up. The trade-off is that it might feel too simple for some palates.