The Protein Shake I Keep in My Office for Less than a Fiver

The Protein Bar Cookies & Cream offers a surprisingly pleasant taste that could easily pass for a candy bar rather than a protein supplement. Its sweetness is well-balanced with just 1g of sugar and a crunchy texture that makes it addictive. However, the creaminess is slightly less pronounced than expected, leaving a bit of a chalky aftertaste, especially if you don't chew thoroughly. In terms of texture, it breaks apart nicely without being overly hard or chewy. While this lacks the fluidity of a protein shake, it still offers some satisfaction for a quick protein fix when you’re on the go. Just don’t expect it to replace your beloved shake entirely.

High protein textured vegetable protein presents itself as an intriguing option for those interested in plant-based protein sources. At 12g of sugar, it's relatively high for a protein supplement, yet offers a good dose of protein. The texture can be quite unappealing, with a gritty or grainy mouthfeel that's not for everyone. Although it can be used in smoothies or mixed with other ingredients, it doesn't stand well on its own in terms of taste—quite bland with a fiber-forward essence. If you're looking for something quick and easy, it may not hit the spot, but you could find it a versatile addition to home recipes.

The Chocolate Peanutbutter Organic Plant Protein is a sweet revelation; incredibly rich and creamy, almost like a dessert in a cup. With just 1g of sugar, it's remarkable how they achieve such a level of indulgence while keeping it health-conscious. The texture is smooth and blends seamlessly with milk or water, making it a perfect option for a quick protein shake. However, the flavor might be too rich for some, making it a challenge to finish in one sitting. Overall, it's an excellent shake for peanut butter lovers trying to stick to a budget without sacrificing taste.

White Chocolate Blueberry Clusters with Protein Crisps falls short of delivering a true protein shake experience. With a staggering 25g of sugar, it’s a sugary indulgence that hardly resembles a nutritious snack. The texture is light and crispy, which I could see as a fun way to dress up other foods, but it lacks the heartiness we usually seek in protein supplements. The flavor is sweet with a good hint of blueberry, but ultimately feels more like candy than a true source of protein. A great treat if you aren't watching your sugar intake, but definitely not the protein shake you want.

The Chicken Slider boasts a commendable 19g of protein and notably low sugar at 2g. This isn't exactly a protein shake, but it's a good alternative because it offers substantial protein for a quick on-the-go meal. The slider is surprisingly juicy with a great savory flavor profile that’s satisfying. However, the texture of the chicken is a bit rubbery for my liking, and it doesn’t give you that shake vibe at all. If you're in the mood for something savory instead of sweet to meet your protein needs, this is a decent option, but just know you won't be sipping this one.