That Watermelon Juice Tastes Like Regret

Looking at the label, this Carrots And Orange Juice scores a stellar 9.4, which is a huge leap from the watery stuff we used to get. The sugar content is 6g per 100g, which is moderate; it'll give you a lift, but you might crash later if you're sensitive. The ingredients list is still updating, so we're flying a bit blind on specifics, but the high score suggests a clean blend. I could see keeping this in the office fridge for a 3 PM pick-me-up. It's definitely pricier than just buying whole carrots and oranges, though.

This Coconut Juice has a solid 9.3 score, which is respectable for a blend. It lists 7g of sugar per 100g, but the ingredients show added sugar alongside the young coconut juice. It's a familiar, sweet tropical taste, but purists might notice the difference. The inclusion of citric acid and preservatives keeps it shelf-stable, which is a trade-off for freshness. I threw a bottle in my gym bag last week, and it was refreshing after a workout, though some might find the texture a bit thin due to the water content. It's convenient, but not exactly fresh-pressed.

The Super Human Burn Hulk Juice is the outlier here with a 9.9 score and 0g of sugar. That score is incredibly high, suggesting a potent formula, but the ingredients are still updating, so we don't know what's driving that number. It's likely packed with electrolytes or vitamins, but the lack of sugar means the taste might be intensely artificial or bitter compared to standard juice. This is the kind of thing you'd chug before a heavy lift session, not sip for pleasure. The trade-off is the mystery ingredients and likely high cost for a functional beverage rather than a tasty one.

Ocean Spray sits at an 8.9 score with 11g of sugar per 100g. It's a classic 'cocktail' style juice, meaning it's heavy on the sugar and water. The ingredients list confirms it's a blend of concentrates—apple, grape, and blueberry—which is standard for this price point but lacks the freshness of cold-pressed options. It's nostalgic and sweet, but the sugar hit is significant. I remember drinking this as a kid, and it hasn't changed much. It works fine as a mixer for parties, but drinking it straight can feel a bit syrupy. It's definitely not a health drink.

The Mango Orange Passionfruit blend also scores 8.9 with 11g of sugar, matching the Ocean Spray in sweetness. The ingredients are updating, so we can't verify if it's from concentrate or whole fruit, but that sugar level suggests it's quite sweet. The flavor profile is a classic tropical trio that should appeal to most palates. It's the kind of juice you'd pack for a long road trip or keep in the cooler for the kids. However, without the ingredient list, you're trusting the brand on quality. It's a solid mid-tier option, but the high sugar keeps it from being a daily health staple.