That Root Beer Label Is Lying To You

Scanning the label, this is a zero-sugar play through and through, clocking in at 0g of sugar with a stellar 9.9 score. It leans on aspartame and acesulfame potassium for sweetness, which can have a slight aftertaste for some people, but the caramel color and quillaia give it that classic root beer depth. The fizz feels sharp and crisp, cutting through the flavor well. I grabbed a can for a late-night gaming session, and it kept me alert without the sugar crash. It's a solid pick if you're watching macros but still want that nostalgic soda kick.

This zero-sugar option mirrors the first one with a 9.9 score and 0g sugar, but the ingredient list swaps in potassium sorbate alongside sodium benzoate to protect the taste. The flavor profile is sharp and distinct, with that familiar root beer bite powered by aspartame and citric acid. It's got a clean, crisp finish that doesn't feel heavy. I tossed one in my work bag for a 3 PM slump at the office, and it was a lifesaver—no sugar jitters, just a steady buzz. It's a reliable, convenient choice for keeping your desk drawer stocked.

With a 9.7 score and only 3g of sugar per 100g, this Beer Cheese Dip is a macro-friendly win. The ingredients list is updating, but the low sugar suggests it relies on savory fats and seasonings for that rich, umami punch. The texture seems thick and scoopable, perfect for spreading. I brought this to a game day spread, and it was the first bowl to disappear—paired perfectly with pretzels and kept the vibe high without the sugar overload. It's a convenient, crowd-pleasing option if you want indulgence without the carb-heavy guilt.

This classic Root Beer scores a 9.1 with 9g of sugar, striking a balance between traditional flavor and moderation. The ingredients list is updating, so I can't speak to the specifics, but that sugar content suggests it uses real sweeteners for a full-bodied taste. It likely has that smooth, rich mouthfeel you expect from a full-sugar soda. I packed one in a cooler for a post-workout picnic, and that first cold sip felt like a reward. It's a solid choice for when you want the real-deal flavor without going overboard on sugar.

Scoring an 8.8 with 12g of sugar, this vanilla-root beer hybrid is a sweeter treat. The ingredients list is updating, but it mentions high fructose corn syrup and aged vanilla, which points to a bold, syrupy profile. The vanilla notes likely smooth out the root beer bite, making it feel richer. I grabbed one as a late-night dessert replacement, and it totally hit the spot, scratching that sweet itch without needing a full meal. It's a great pick for an indulgent moment, but the sugar means you'll want to sip it mindfully.